25 Feb No Illusions
“See the nice poster they made for Utah!”
He says, “They used that picture of you?”
I say, defensively, “Yeah. What’s wrong with it? I look good in it. The photographer did an amazing job with that glamour shoot.”
He says, “But everybody in Utah who comes to it is gonna think you look like that.”
“SO?? AND YOUR POINT IS??!! YOU GOT SOMEFING WRONG WITH YOUR EYES??!! YOU CANT RECOGNIZE YOUR WIFE??!!”
He says, “Umm, nothing…nothing. ..forget I mentioned it. I got nuthin to say. Nuthin.”
Thats right. You better say nuthin… dammit…
So, there you have it Utah peoples – a prettiful poster with some useful info about my upcoming trip. This event is free and open to the public. If you cant make this one, theres several other places that I’ll be speaking and doing author stuff at. I know theres some fab bloggers and readers of this blog that live in Utah and Id love to finally meet you in person.
But yeah, please dont expect me to look anything like that photo. Because as much as I hate to admit it – the Hot Man doesnt have anything wrong with his eyes.